File #8: She's come undone!

Hell week has officially begun for Agent Rhinestone and her Heavenly Spy counter parts. Their new cabaret show “Bang Bang” opens this Friday night and the girls have been hunched over sewing machines, burning their delicate hands with hot glue and a blistering their feet breaking in new dancing shoes.

Due to the down right stress of it all Agent Rhinestone has become inflicted with some form of dramatic hypochondria!

See below…

hy•po•chon•dri•a•sis
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural hy•po•chon•dri•a•ses /-"sEz/
Etymology: New Latin
Definition: morbid concern about one's health especially when accompanied by delusions of physical disease

Agent Rhinestone has formed the following ailments:
1. migraine headache
2. acute dark eye circles
3. bad hair day mania
4. 4 pulled hamstrings
5. 1 unsightly hangnail

The Heavenly Spies have outdone themselves this time!(…despite the fact that they are a bit worn out.) These bitches are gonna shine like the gosh damn top of the chrysler building!!!!!!!!!

Their new show is f***ing fabulous!