File #65 Christmas?

Agent Rhinestone is feeling a bit out of touch with the holiday spirit this year. All she really wants to do is pack up her Louis Vuitton luggage and hit the beaches of Mexico.
Madonna just kicked off her Latin American tour... Why shouldn't Agent Rhinestone?

In conclusion...
Miss Rhinestone is now accepting gifts of giant diamonds, pink ostrich feathers, baby lambs or puppies, designer string bikinis and travel vouchers to Puerto Vallarta.

sigh....