Agent Rhinestone has absolutely nothing to say.
Here are some things that aren't really worth reporting on:
Last night when Agent Rhinestone was driving home from Can Can she saw an actual large rat run across the street. Sick. When she got home she took a 4 minute bubble bath. She got too hot.
On Saturday night she and Honey Sexpot performed at a 60th Wedding Anniversary. It was so cute to see two 84 year olds still SO married and in love! sigh...
(Agent Rhinestone wondered if 84 year olds still "ya know.")
Also pretty soon Agent Rhinestone needs to buy about $500 worth of long sleeved shirts + sweaters. She has like nothing to wear but mini dresses and you can't wear mini dresses all the time. Can you?
Oh and one marginally cool thing is that Agent Rhinestone is going to be shooting an infomercial this Thursday. Soon enough she'll be seen on the late night TV... washing cars, clad in Khaki shorts. Sick!
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Aww, one time I had to wear khaki shorts and dress in an apple suit at Bite of Seattle, while handing out samples of apple juice. I looked like that Fruit of the Loom guy, but I was too small for the suit, so it looked like wrinkled strawberry. A homeless man thought I was cute, and licked my face.
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