Agent Rhinestone stepped out of the shower at half past 8 on Tuesday morning and heard a knock at her front door.
"Who knocks on the door at this hour?" She thought as she looked down at her half dressed self. She crept down the stairs and peeked out the window. What stood before her was absolutely horrifying!
Two grown women wearing knee length floral motif dresses, toting handbags from the early 90's and navy blue leather bound books.
"God Dammit!" Agent Rhinestone cursed as she opened the door.
"Good Morning."Said the small mousy one with a grotesque smudge of mauve lipstick on her two front teeth.
"Sorry to bother you when you have obviously not had a chance to dress for the day."
"Umm, yeah!" Agent Rhinestone said with an attempted smile.
" We are here to spread the word of Optimism!" Said the one wearing brown loafers with black opaque tights.
"No Thanks" Said Agent Rhinestone half politely as she slammed the door in their over blushed faces.
Agent Rhinestone was absolutely appalled that someone would try to sell her optimism before she'd had her half caf. cappuccino with soy. What is the world coming to...
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