File #24 Rhinestone and Mean Man.

Imagine a Halloween party....wrought with fantastically elaborate costumed humans, a candy mountain, a jail full of little hot people, dancing go go boys with abs like gods and 4 heavenly spies dressed like matching assassin ninjas.

Rhinestone was having such a good time she forgot that there were actual mean people in the world. At the beginning of the night there was this man chatting her up. She chatted with him casually about real estate or some such nonsense. After 2 minutes of conversation she was clearly uninterested by his small talk and burningman style hat. She made an excuse about powdering her nose and sauntered off to find her Heavenly Spy BFF's.

Sometime...later in the evening the bar ran out of vodka! At that same moment Agent Rhinestone ran smack dab into the man wearing the burningman-esque hat. To her amazement he was carrying a full bottle of Vodka- that he had stolen from the bar. She politely asked if she could borrow the bottle to mix herself a drink. He quickly agreed saying.. "Take the whole bottle."

Agent Rhinestone of course could not drink an entire bottle- so she mixed herself and Double Oh Sassy and maybe a few other strangers a cocktail....then promptly returned the half full bottle to the strange man in the bad hat.

As she handed him the bottle...he looked her straight in the eye and said


"You are rude."
Agent Rhinestone was horrified!
She looked at him square in his blobby face and said "I am not!"
"You are the rudest bitch I have ever met, You can't just steal people's vodka, Who in the hell do you think you are?" he said...
Then James Blonde stepped in...
"You are the one that's rude." She said...
He looked at her square in her beautiful face and said "You think you're funny... but you're not."
"Oh my word....that was over the top....everybody knows that James Blonde is the funniest person that ever existed!" thought Agent Rhinestone out loud....
Then Double Oh Sassy sauntered over and said
"Dirty Martini, Dirty Bastard!" and threw her drink in his face.
Agent Rhinestone stepped on his toe and said... "Your hat is ugly."
James Blonde tossed him over her shoulder and threw him outta that party so fast he didn't know what hit him....
Nobody fucks with the Heavenly Spies!