1. When buying gifts always remember the "ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME" rule.
2. When getting your nails done before the holiday season it is very important to continue the holiday theme in your manicure.
-An old time favorite is to apply silver glitter to your french tips.
So chic...Tres Holiday!
3. When inviting guests over during the December months fix up a batch of rum spiced cider- it will make them feel sexy or at least make them laugh at all your jokes.
Recipe: 1 jar apple cider, 1 bottle any kind of rum and a dash of cinnamon! Bon Appetite!
4. Wrapping presents should be an expression of your festive personality... be creative!
This year Agent Rhinestone's gift recipients can expect gifts wrapped in stunning silver paper, tied with white tulle ribbons and adorned with vintage inspired gift tags.
That's all for now...Agent Rhinestone is signing off to fulfill her "One for me" gift giving policy!
Mwah! and Happy Holidays....
Monday, December 18, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
file # unknown: (too tired to talk)
agent rhinestone got L.A.M.B Boots.....
she wore them twice and teetered around town like a young geisha. her ankle bones almost dropped through the bottoms of her feet....but it was fucking worth it!
over and out.
she wore them twice and teetered around town like a young geisha. her ankle bones almost dropped through the bottoms of her feet....but it was fucking worth it!
over and out.
Saturday, November 18, 2006
file #4:last night agent rhinestone dreamt the following
She moved all of her costumes including her feathers, pasties, fishnets, garter belts, pointe shoes, satiny high heals and L.A.M.B pants... and her bff's into a giant glass RV and went on a burlesque tour.
Cinderella rode in a glass RV of sorts...I suppose Rhinestone could too.
eh, why not...
Cinderella rode in a glass RV of sorts...I suppose Rhinestone could too.
eh, why not...
Monday, November 13, 2006
File #3:
Agent Rhinestone packed her green leather tote early Sat. morning and met her fellow "heavenly spies" for a weekend excursion into the great northwest.
final destination:
the port townsend legion hall.
final destination activity:
burlesque show at some guy named "Jeff's" 60th Birthday Party.
They traveled in style via truck to the soundtrack of "Gnarls Barkley." "Crazy...My Mom said your crazy." (Agent Rhinestone is prone to changing the words to certain songs to suit her fancy.)
Upon reaching their final destination they proceeded to visit the "Wandering Wardrobe."
Miss Rhinestone purchased one golden dress, 1 pair of orange gloves and a white corset for wearing onstage....
Pleased with their purchases the 3 Heavenly Spies wandered away from the wardrobe and onto their next adventure...
getting ready:
....a flurry of MAC paints, silvery shadows, lip pencils, spraying glitter...and pluming powder puffs ....
The girls emerged from the Waterstreet Hotel looking nothing like they did when they entered....
They tramped and tromped down the streets of Port Townsend... got back in their truck and wheeled and dealed all the way to "Lanza's" where they consumed the following.............................................
1 bottle of fine aged wine
2 loaves of buttery bread
3 orders of savory pasta
3 simply scrumptious salads
and 1 order of bruschetta yum yum....
Yes..the spies love to snack.
With full bellies they tramped, tromped, dealed and somehow wheeled their way back down to the legion hall where the danced for 300 screaming fans. (blatant exaggeration)
After a very full day they sauntered off to dreamland....
Agent Rhinestone kept her eyes propped open for a bit longer than her fellow spies as she relished in how cozy she felt in her teensy hotel bed for 1.
final destination:
the port townsend legion hall.
final destination activity:
burlesque show at some guy named "Jeff's" 60th Birthday Party.
They traveled in style via truck to the soundtrack of "Gnarls Barkley." "Crazy...My Mom said your crazy." (Agent Rhinestone is prone to changing the words to certain songs to suit her fancy.)
Upon reaching their final destination they proceeded to visit the "Wandering Wardrobe."
Miss Rhinestone purchased one golden dress, 1 pair of orange gloves and a white corset for wearing onstage....
Pleased with their purchases the 3 Heavenly Spies wandered away from the wardrobe and onto their next adventure...
getting ready:
....a flurry of MAC paints, silvery shadows, lip pencils, spraying glitter...and pluming powder puffs ....
The girls emerged from the Waterstreet Hotel looking nothing like they did when they entered....
They tramped and tromped down the streets of Port Townsend... got back in their truck and wheeled and dealed all the way to "Lanza's" where they consumed the following.............................................
1 bottle of fine aged wine
2 loaves of buttery bread
3 orders of savory pasta
3 simply scrumptious salads
and 1 order of bruschetta yum yum....
Yes..the spies love to snack.
With full bellies they tramped, tromped, dealed and somehow wheeled their way back down to the legion hall where the danced for 300 screaming fans. (blatant exaggeration)
After a very full day they sauntered off to dreamland....
Agent Rhinestone kept her eyes propped open for a bit longer than her fellow spies as she relished in how cozy she felt in her teensy hotel bed for 1.
Friday, October 20, 2006
File #2:
Rhinestone sat at her desk today feeling small and out of place. Was it her new red hair that made her feel odd or was it the fact that her job at the handbag company was becoming mildly boring and slightly stressful.
Last night she tossed and turned thinking about jillions of ladies totes traveling via sea from china...
Rhinestone is far too fragile for stress of this kind....she is much more suited to applying MAC lipstick and tap dancing in grocery store aisles.
She'd rather be dancing on a stage covered in feathers or pushing a pram through the park.
Perhaps she will do just that.
Last night she tossed and turned thinking about jillions of ladies totes traveling via sea from china...
Rhinestone is far too fragile for stress of this kind....she is much more suited to applying MAC lipstick and tap dancing in grocery store aisles.
She'd rather be dancing on a stage covered in feathers or pushing a pram through the park.
Perhaps she will do just that.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
File #1:
Rhinestone awoke a bit muddled after deliberately drinking too much the evening before at a Mickey Avalon concert. She was in an absolute vodka haze or was the haze due to the late night snack attack that occured at Taco Bell on the corner of Broadway and God knows where.
A lady never admits her snacking sins...but who said Agent Rhinestone was a lady.
She was (after all) at her first Mickey Avalon Concert....
A lady never admits her snacking sins...but who said Agent Rhinestone was a lady.
She was (after all) at her first Mickey Avalon Concert....
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