File #40 Agent Rhinestone's Thumb.

Agent Rhinestone has recently come to the realization that she has a text messaging problem/addiction. Her right thumb is so tender she can hardly stand to leaf through the pages of her new Vogue with Carrie and Mr. Big on the cover.

Please note:
This is her official self intervention.


ouch!

File #39 Sun or Sequin?

Is that the Sun in the sky?

Agent Rhinestone could be mistaken...

It could be yellow sequin stuck in her eye.

File #38 A Heavenly Spy Wishlist...

In addition to James Blonde's wish list for the Heavenly Spies...
view here:
http://snackblog.blogspot.com/

Agent Rhinestone would like to add...

An unlimited supply of level 3 odorless spray tans.


35 pounds of ardel fashion lashes (custom made with actual human hairs.)


A handful of rare sparkling diamonds.



100 new pairs of fishnets.


and enough AquaNet to create a sizeable hole in the ozone...
(This way Agent Rhinestone will never have to go lay in a tanning bed again!)


P.S. Who knew wishlists could provide so much fun!

File #37 Agent Rhinestone in her Parrot costume?

uguyf


It's like Valley of the Dolls meets Birdcage!
SWOON.

File #36 Summer Prep Tips from Agent Rhinestone.

1. Time to clean out your closet. Get rid of all those unsightly sweaters and long sleeved tee's you never wore over the winter. If you haven't worn it for a year- you'll never wear it again! Toss it to your BFF's at the Goodwill.

2. Hold off on getting rid of those summer clothes! You don't know what kind of mood you'll be in this coming summer!
Hobo chic?
Naughty and Nautical?
Whimsical and Whatever?

3. Start a litle fitness routine now- you'll thank yourself on the first day of bikini season.

4. Begin growing out your (hmmm) so you can begin a regular wax routine.

5. Start looking for your favorite new accessory to buy for the upcoming season.

Agent Rhinestone likes:
Betsey Johnson's new "Frey" sandal.


and...

Juicy Couture's new "Gossip" shoulder bag.


6. Last but not least...start planning all the fun you're gonna have!

File #35 The Jaeger Bomb

Agent Rhinestone recently learned about something so appalling!
That something is called "The Jaeger Bomb."

The Jaeger Bomb calls for 2 ingredients:

You drop Specimen A: The Jaeger into Specimen B: The Red Bull.

Then you drink it as fast as possible and try not to vomit.
SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FIND AGENT RHINESTONE DOING IS A JAEGER BOMB. EW!