An odd little blog about Agent Rhinestone and her BFF's.

Saturday, November 18, 2006

file #4:last night agent rhinestone dreamt the following

She moved all of her costumes including her feathers, pasties, fishnets, garter belts, pointe shoes, satiny high heals and L.A.M.B pants... and her bff's into a giant glass RV and went on a burlesque tour.

Cinderella rode in a glass RV of sorts...I suppose Rhinestone could too.


eh, why not...

Monday, November 13, 2006

File #3:

Agent Rhinestone packed her green leather tote early Sat. morning and met her fellow "heavenly spies" for a weekend excursion into the great northwest.

final destination:
the port townsend legion hall.

final destination activity:
burlesque show at some guy named "Jeff's" 60th Birthday Party.

They traveled in style via truck to the soundtrack of "Gnarls Barkley." "Crazy...My Mom said your crazy." (Agent Rhinestone is prone to changing the words to certain songs to suit her fancy.)

Upon reaching their final destination they proceeded to visit the "Wandering Wardrobe."


Miss Rhinestone purchased one golden dress, 1 pair of orange gloves and a white corset for wearing onstage....


Pleased with their purchases the 3 Heavenly Spies wandered away from the wardrobe and onto their next adventure...

getting ready:

....a flurry of MAC paints, silvery shadows, lip pencils, spraying glitter...and pluming powder puffs ....




The girls emerged from the Waterstreet Hotel looking nothing like they did when they entered....
They tramped and tromped down the streets of Port Townsend... got back in their truck and wheeled and dealed all the way to "Lanza's" where they consumed the following.............................................




1 bottle of fine aged wine
2 loaves of buttery bread
3 orders of savory pasta
3 simply scrumptious salads
and 1 order of bruschetta yum yum....

Yes..the spies love to snack.

With full bellies they tramped, tromped, dealed and somehow wheeled their way back down to the legion hall where the danced for 300 screaming fans. (blatant exaggeration)

After a very full day they sauntered off to dreamland....

Agent Rhinestone kept her eyes propped open for a bit longer than her fellow spies as she relished in how cozy she felt in her teensy hotel bed for 1.