File #29 Mamma Rhinestone...

#1 Mamma Rhinestone is Agent Rhinestone's Mother. She often smells like white shoulders perfume and rose oil.

#2 She was once a belly dancer named "Mimosa." She made her own fancy beaded bras and twirling circle skirts.

#3 She used to have a red bicycle named Dorothy.

#4 She now drives a green car that she calls "Picklette." (She bought Picklette to match the trim of her house.)

#5 One time in a restaurant called "The Moon of Tunis"...she did a fancy belly dance back bend and got her earring stuck to her ankle bracelet. An entourage of her admirers had to help set her free.

Sigh.

File #28 Dear Ultra,

Dear Ultra,

Manolo Blahnik has created a special line of shoes just for you. I mean...I'm pretty sure ya'all are a match made in heaven.



xoxo,

Agent Rhinestone

P.S OMG SHOES!

File #27 Tips to stay warm in Seattle

1.It's most likely raining outside- make sure to bring your leopard print umbrella with you wherever you go. (Although actually using an umbrella is like so 1997.)

2. Go to your local shoe store and purchase a pair of giant fuzzy UGG type boots. Buy them 1 size too big and layer 2 pairs of fuzzy socks underneath.

3. Buy a new package of designer hot chocolate and sip it with friends. If no designer hot chocolate is available- booze will do.

4.Rhinestone knows it sounds horrible but... sometimes it feels nice to go lay in a tanning bed.

5. Bikram Yoga! Try it...you'll be so warm, you'll never want to leave.

6. Take at least 2 hot showers or baths per day.

7. Move somewhere warm.