File #12: Agent Rhinestone loves the following....

1.delicious lazy naps on a Saturday afternoon…or any afternoon for that matter.

2.crisp sour dough toast with margarine and a cup of sweet tea… consumed slowly while day dreaming or watching “sex in the city” for the umpteenth time.

3.organizing her closet and then inviting friends over to look at her shoes and drink champagne with a straw from a can.

4.the quarter lounge patio in the winter with her fellow spies.

5.pink faux uggs worn with camo sweat pants. (True glamour can be portrayed with mascara, lip gloss and a fantastic manicure.)

Agent Rhinestone despises the following things:

1.bad smells of all kinds

2.feeling twinges of hunger. When in doubt….snacks are a girls best friend.

3.loosing her keys, mind, way or favorite pair of shoes.

4.paying unnecessary bills like student loans, credit cards and parking tickets. Being a grown up is so boring sometimes!

5.Agent Rhinestone hates to clean in all ways shapes and forms. A lady should never be expected to clean her own house- it is positively dreadful!

File #11

Cough, cough…sniffle….sniffle. Agent Rhinestone fell dramatically ill late Sunday morning and was unable to leave her boudoir or change out of her dressing gowns for two whole days. With her hand gently pressed to her forehead she fell back on her fainting couch in absolute exhaustion.
She should be quite fine after sampling a few sleeping pills and watching “Valley of the Dolls” but just incase… She is now accepting pink roses, magenta balloons and sparkling diamonds to aide in her recovery….

please excuse the weird picture....

File #10

If Agent Rhinestone were a police officer.....



There is always an excuse for a little hip thrusting.

File #9...Absolutely smashing darling….

The Heavenly Spies new show “Bang Bang,” kicked off without the slightest hitch in Agent Rhinestone’s get-a-long. (whatever that means)
Was she pleased? …certainly! Was she surprised? ….maybe a little!

Now she’s bored to tears….
All she’s got to do is sit at her desk and clack away at her laptop all day.

Thank goodness the spies are on their way over to her little snow covered house for a brush up rehearsal.

xoxo
The not so Secret, Agent Rhinestone.

File #8: She's come undone!

Hell week has officially begun for Agent Rhinestone and her Heavenly Spy counter parts. Their new cabaret show “Bang Bang” opens this Friday night and the girls have been hunched over sewing machines, burning their delicate hands with hot glue and a blistering their feet breaking in new dancing shoes.

Due to the down right stress of it all Agent Rhinestone has become inflicted with some form of dramatic hypochondria!

See below…

hy•po•chon•dri•a•sis
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural hy•po•chon•dri•a•ses /-"sEz/
Etymology: New Latin
Definition: morbid concern about one's health especially when accompanied by delusions of physical disease

Agent Rhinestone has formed the following ailments:
1. migraine headache
2. acute dark eye circles
3. bad hair day mania
4. 4 pulled hamstrings
5. 1 unsightly hangnail

The Heavenly Spies have outdone themselves this time!(…despite the fact that they are a bit worn out.) These bitches are gonna shine like the gosh damn top of the chrysler building!!!!!!!!!

Their new show is f***ing fabulous!

File #007

Agent Rhinestone and her evil knievel spy cohorts were up to no good on New Years eve at the first and only annual THUNDERBALL!

agent rhinestone and james blonde were boozing and shooting til the wee hours.



















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meanwhile double oh sassy brought an innocent "unknown victim" to his knees in an all out battle of heavenly wit.













What the hell?