File #98 The Secret Pony.

Many years ago Agent Rhinestone developed something called "The Secret Pony." If you are friends with Agent Rhinestone she has probably sat you down on more than one occasion and pulled your hair into one of these "secret pony's".

Definition:
Secret Pony SEA-KRET poh-knee
A small pony tail that uses hair collected from the temples. The hair is then pulled back into the tightest of tight pony tails and is fastened in the center of the back of the head. When the rest of the hair is worn down, half up or in a full pony... the secret pony becomes a hidden secret. The purpose of the secret pony is to pull the eyes back tight, creating a clean almost Asian look to face. The secret pony also provides a stable mid-section of the head- which one can use to fasten headdresses, ribbon or feather accessories, flowing hair pieces, barrettes, diamonds etc.

please see photo reference:
(please note the eyes are pulled back dramatically)

WARNING:
Sometimes the secret pony gets pulled back too tight thus creating the effect of an actual surgical procedure.


ouch!

File #97 Skippy.

Agent Rhinestone met this tiny, chub, black squirrel while vacationing with her BF in Vancouver. His name is Skippy. He likes people, snacks and laughter. If Skippy were a person he'd compliment you on your hat and take down your email address so he could invite you to his branch for a cup of acorn tea.

Agent Rhinestone + Skippy = LOVE.

File #96 Portland Bound...

The Spies are off to Portland this morning to visit with James Blonde and dance with the Sugar Q's at Hawthorne Theater.

Ta Ta for now....

Bon Voyage!

Sigh. It would be a perfect reunion if only Fancy Drew was home from her journey to Wyoming.

File #95 Spring 09!

You are just beginning to see Spring merchandise in stores- peeking through the wintry ponchos, never ending scarves and ruffles of Fall 08. What style will you subscribe to?

Depression Chic: Agent Rhinestone says... "Wear this!" (but maybe leave the hat at home. It's too much for an every day look.) That dress is super cute!


Geometry Lessons: Agent Rhinestone says... : "Most likely, No." This is too high fashion... but you could find some dazzling mini dresses with a geometric patterned fabric. Just take it down a notch!


Goddess Worship: Agent Rhinestone says... "Of course!" You should totally don this look for like your upcoming nuptials or something. It would look great with a soft Kate Hudson-esque hairstyle.


Marrakesh Express: Agent Rhinestone says... "Yes! Do it." Take this look and add a Native American spin. Wear a flowy tunic and some fringy sandals and call it a great day!


Sporting Goods: Agent Rhinestone says "NO!" Spandex is great for the gym or yoga class or even in a full length pant but not a biker short. Biker shorts are bad even if you are on a bike.


Trash and Vaudeville: Agent Rhinestone is kinda feeling these trashy looking shorts. Throw on your favorite pair of boots and this look is good to go anywhere. (Just make sure you use a touch of self tanner on your legs first.)

File #94 Agent Rhinestone + James Blonde Reunion Tour begins tomorrow.

The James Blonde'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your sequin'd bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be James Blonde!
Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the sparkle cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!
When I'm stuck with a day
That's pink,
And lonely,
I just stick out my eyelashes
And grin,
And say,
Oh......
The James Blonde'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
Tïll tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love her
Tomorrow!
She's always
A day
A way!



Agent Rhinestone Age: 14. OH MY! Her arms are still just as skinny. Oh Great.

File #93 cute, cuter, cutest...

so cute, sigh.

File #92 "Plastique"

Friday April 3 at Can Can, 10:30 PM!
The Heavenly Spies will debut their newest cabaret show entitled "Plastique" with special guest Ultra!
Plastique contains all the elements girl-dom: pink, prancing, dancing, dazzling, barbies, bombshells, tutu's, tulle...to name a few...

The girls just completed a fab photo shoot... stay tuned for their latest poster!


stay tuned for more details!

File #91 Some things to look forward to:

1. Sunday. The day she is zooming to Vancouver on a train in the name of romance.

2. Thursday (a week from today). The much anticipated day that she will reunite with James Blonde and perform with the Sugar Q's at Portland's very own Hawthorne Theater.

3. Friday (a week and one day from today). The day she will stil be in Portland... Zooming fun + snacks + adventure with her BF and BFF's.

4. The first Friday in April when the Spies new show "Plastique" will open at Can Can.

5. Easter Sunday. That's always fun, right? (An excuse to drink Mimosa's pretty early in the morning and stuff.)

5. Ummmm- Summer time? The time when Faggedy Randy will don his hot pink mankini and Agent Rhinestone will lay in the warm sunshine under her hat named "gossip girl."

File #90

Agent Rhinestone thinks this is super creepy!

I mean... What!

File #89 so great. wow.

Agent Rhinestone had forgotten what a great dancer Paula used to be. sigh.

File #88 Wrong side of the bed.

Today Agent Rhinestone awoke on the wrong side of the bed. According to the Romans the wrong side of the bed is the left side.
Who knew?

Agent Rhinestone has been sleeping on the left side of her bed for over a year now. This means that everyday she wakes up on the wrong side.

This may call for a complete bedroom makeover.

Perhaps it wasn't the wrong side of the bed at all... Perhaps she's grumpy because she spray painted 3 pairs of Heavenly Spy costume shoes bubblegum pink last night. It was far too cold to go outside... so she sprayed them right there in the kitchen. The fumes may have wafted into her bedroom causing her to wake up on what seemed to be the wrong side of the bed.

Something to consider...

File #87 The lost art of skipping time.

If you don't count today... it will be only 16 days until Agent Rhinestone is reunited with James Blonde.

If you don't count tomorrow it will only be 15... and if you pretty much skip this week- because it's practically over (if your not counting tomorrow)...Agent Rhinestone will see James Blonde in only 11 days. If you skip next week- which you may as well do because it already feels like it's practically Valentines Day....
and you don't have to count February 14th, 15th and 16th- because Agent Rhinestone will be on a romantic get-away with her BF...and she won't even be noticing the time!

SO... If you just go ahead and skip all that time... Agent Rhinestone will see James Blonde in just 2 days.

She can't wait!

File #86 Agent Rhinestone the Sexpert.