An odd little blog about Agent Rhinestone and her BFF's.

Monday, February 23, 2009

File #98 The Secret Pony.

Many years ago Agent Rhinestone developed something called "The Secret Pony." If you are friends with Agent Rhinestone she has probably sat you down on more than one occasion and pulled your hair into one of these "secret pony's".

Definition:
Secret Pony SEA-KRET poh-knee
A small pony tail that uses hair collected from the temples. The hair is then pulled back into the tightest of tight pony tails and is fastened in the center of the back of the head. When the rest of the hair is worn down, half up or in a full pony... the secret pony becomes a hidden secret. The purpose of the secret pony is to pull the eyes back tight, creating a clean almost Asian look to face. The secret pony also provides a stable mid-section of the head- which one can use to fasten headdresses, ribbon or feather accessories, flowing hair pieces, barrettes, diamonds etc.

please see photo reference:
(please note the eyes are pulled back dramatically)

WARNING:
Sometimes the secret pony gets pulled back too tight thus creating the effect of an actual surgical procedure.


ouch!

2 comments:

hello. said...

Wait. I thought the secret pony was for bouffant purposes only. This whole time I've been giving myself a mini face lift?

Agent Rhinestone said...

umm- i may have told you that. i was simply smoothing over the truth.